Xela (ftalex) wrote,
Xela
ftalex

Would you miss me if i was gone or run evil espionage missions for me?

*Would You*
1. Hug Me?
2. Miss me if I was gone?
3. Listen to my problems?
4. Hug me if I cried?
5. Be a good friend?
6. Get in a fight for me?
7. Run evil social espionage missions for me?
*
1. Would you Ever go out with me?
2. If you already have, would you do it again?
3. Kiss me?
4. Marry me if you could?
5. Ever talk bad about me if we ever broke up?
6. Make out with me in a cemetery?
7. Snuggle with me?
*
1. what song (if any) reminds you of me?
2. Do I remind you of any characters on TV?
4. Have you ever had a dream about me?
5. Do you think I'm a virgin?
6. If you just met me how old would you guess I am?
7. Am I huggable?
8. If you could give me anything... what would it be?
9. If you could promise me anything.. what would it be?
*
1. What do you love about me?
2. What do you hate about me (seriously)?
3. What is my best quality?
4. If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?
5. What is your honest opinion about me?
6. What would you do if I sang out of tune?
*
1. Am I ugly, average, decent, good looking, beautiful, hot, etc?
2. Do you ever think about me offline?
3. If you could describe me in one word... what would that word be?
4. Do you/have you ever had a crush on me?
5. When we first met, what were your thoughts? (if you've met/talked to me?)
6. If you had to describe to someone who I am and what I am like, what would you tell them?
7. What are my faults?
8. My strengths?

+ Everybody +
1. Do you wish we were closer?
2. State here your completely honest opinion of me.

Switzerland: Gay Animals are Coming Out of their Closets
Gay Animals are Coming Out of their Closets
Zurich Zoo Tour Focuses on Homosexuality in Animals
Mark Ledsom / Swiss Info.com
People who consider homosexuality to be "unnatural" might be forced to reconsider after a visit to Zurich zoo.
As part of the city's "Warm May" festival, the zoo is offering guided tours dealing with homosexuality among animals.
The crowd that gathered for the first tour comprised a predictable mix of homosexual humans and their curious heterosexual counterparts.
"I have kids at school who think that homosexuality is unnatural," one young teacher told Swissinfo, "so I wanted to come along and get some facts to prove them wrong."
Unfortunately the decision to schedule the tour for the early evening meant that most of the zoo's inhabitants were favoring sleep over any form of amorous activity. But, despite the lack of first-hand evidence, tour guide Myriam Sch?rz (pictured) assured her audience that gay and lesbian activity is a common part of animal life.
"I don't know of any species that is exclusively heterosexual," Sch?rz said. "There are studies of this going back hundreds of years, although scientists were previously reluctant to explore the matter further for fear that they would themselves be branded gay."
During the entertaining one-hour tour, Sch?rz recites evidence from American biologist Bruce Bagemihl's groundbreaking 1999 study "Biological Exuberance," which documented homosexual activity in more than 450 animal species.
Visitors to the zoo learn about the indiscriminate and almost insatiable sexuality of bonobo apes. And re-runs of Flipper might never be the same again after hearing how gay male dolphins use their lovers' blowholes for sexual gratification.
But there are also anecdotes from closer to home. "Right here in Zurich we once had a gay flamingo couple who remained partners for life," Sch?rz recalled. She pointed out other examples, including dominant silver-back gorillas who "have been seen engaging in homosexual activity and deliberately shunning available females."
"Humans seem to be the only species where homosexuals are not readily accepted in society," Scharz said. "Animal societies tend to stay together and accept each other."
Skeptics and believers alike will be welcome at the zoo when the last two tours take place on May 28.
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